1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).
2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!
3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.
What a cadouche!
A non-athlete member of the South Carolina Corps of Cadets. A member of the corps that acts hard and militiristic, however never actually serves in the military.
I was trying to go to football practice when I was stopped by a cadouche for not having a short enough haricut.
A reference from one US Navy corpsman to another who hates his current job, or is just a complete asshole. Term derives from combining the words corpsman and douche
. Also applies to those who have never been deployed but still act like they're God's gift to medicine.
Corpsman Joe Navy: Dammit, I hate dealing with whiny dependants all day.
Corpsman #2: What a cadouche!
Corpsman Joe Navy: Oh yeah? Well I can do needle decompression and cricothyrotomies and intraosseous needles and (blah blah blah)
Corpsman #2: This asshole's never done any of that. What a cadouche.