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Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbonation Heart 

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.
Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!
Carbonation Heart by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

BMW-Tesla combination 

Its a term used by „real people“ (actors) in chevy comercials to describe a shitty chevy malibu without tags.
Sheryl: It looks like a BMW-Tesla combination.
Mahk: Sheryl are you high right now?

Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

cumbination 

The mixture of male semen and female vaginal fluid left on the sheets after unprotected intercourse.
After we finished and I rolled over she bitched about having to lay in the cumbination.
cumbination by webster2.0 June 11, 2011

Combolationship 

Derived from facebook. People whose relationship status changes often
Neph: I am in complicated relationship that has made me a single married widow

One: Damn that is some combolationship!
Combolationship by Nephanie225 December 14, 2009