Cumbagel

The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.

Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.

Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010

cumbasket 

Basically a "cumbasket" is a vagina. But it could also be an asshole or a mouth, depending on where the cum is deposited. Anyways, it's mainly used as another way to call someone a "pussy".

Shut up, you cumbasket!

cumbasket by InvaderPichu September 29, 2003

cumbag 

This great word has a double meaning. It can be used to describe a used condom, or it can be used to describe a woman who gives a lot of head and always remembers to swallow!

"Dude, your mom is a cumbag!"

cumbag by JtothaC March 19, 2005

Cumbass

A girl/guy who is fucking retarded and is full of cum

Look at that cumbass! Lmfao!

Cumbass by im-a-cumbass October 8, 2018

Cumbag 

A bottom-of-the-barrel hoe who uses her vagina as a storage, or bag, for cum.

Dude, Vanessa's such a cumbag. She fucked twelve guys last night!

I know, bro. She keeps it all in there. She's had six abortions!

Cumbag by Challie Eme April 1, 2019

cumbag 

used condum

The trashcan in the brothel was filled with cumbags.

cumbag by steve April 20, 2003

cumbaggery 

A term used to describe a situation when people are fucking around, not getting anything done, and acting generally like cumbags, douchebags, fucktards, and dickwads.

"...but enough of this cumbaggery and skullduggery; I've got shit to do."

cumbaggery by kmj January 20, 2003