cum heavy 

When you brain too straight up bogged by da cum to even talk in da straight sentences.

"Yo, straight up Jeremey be talkin on da boof rn. I think he's kinda cum heavy."

cum heavy by SMOL_Gaming January 29, 2021

Cum Head 

When you cum so fast it goes on your head

Mother: I walked in on Johnny yesterday having a massive wank.
Father: oh shit what did he look like whilst doing it.
Mother: He looked like such a Cum Head.

Cum Head by Kane Henry February 10, 2021

cum-shot head-cheeseburger 

A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.

We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!

cum-shot head-cheeseburger by eda-skip October 13, 2021

Heart cum 

When something or someone makes you happy enough for your heart to cum (because you’re so excited)

Gerard way in a tuxedo makes my heart cum.

Heart cum by Silly_poots August 4, 2020

purple headed cum slinger 

a mans penis or genitalia

she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger

purple headed cum slinger by kyle albrecht / lewis pisani January 7, 2008

head cum 

snot

Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.

head cum by GWMcL July 12, 2010

cumhead 

a person who has been getting on your nerves and you just wanna insult them. it can be used to replace the word "bitch" .

Shut up you stupid cumhead .
cum head cuming giving head

cumhead by willay654 July 4, 2010