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the cum burglar 

he comes into your bedroom at 3am and steals ur cum
bro the cum burglar took my cum, he has a nice ass tho
the cum burglar by 31498765 May 26, 2021
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Cumburglar 

N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.
"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"
Cumburglar by Jeffler St. Paul December 9, 2007

Cumburglar 

An ugly girl who fucks a guy while he's sleeping because there is no other way she can get a bit of cock. She literally steals cum.
Anne-Marie is a Cumburglar. what a dirty bitch.
Cumburglar by thewellisfun December 24, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026