A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.
That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!
by Canada Chris September 08, 2006
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N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.
"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"
by Jeffler St. Paul November 08, 2007