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Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

nocturno culto 

Aka Ted Skjellum. Guitarist/bassist/vocalist of the prominent black metal band Darkthrone since 1988.
He has been also in the band Satyricon.
Owner of Peaceville affiliated label Tyrant Syndicate.
Nocturno Culto owns most black metal vocalists.
nocturno culto by Damaso June 25, 2005

Hillary Cunton 

She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.
"MAN HILLARY SHOULD BE CALLED HILLARY CUNTON. I LOVE MY DAD, TREE TRUMP"

Colton Larson 

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock
"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"

Jonathan Coulton 

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.
Jonathan Coulton by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009