The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
Used in and around Stafford, Staffordshire to describe someone/something as uncool, geeky or if you like, nerdy. Circa 1990 and still used today in the county town of Stafford, England.
the apitomy of contextual sexual heights and standard of being a good person.
to call a person a cuffey would be to indicate you find this person immensly attractive and his personality appealing to one preference for nice people.