Definitions by g-othermal
Google Foul
A Google Foul occurs when someone, during the course of an email exchange (or other, non-live conversation), takes a time out to Google something and then re-enters the conversation as an expert on the topic, pretending they knew the info all along.
Dad: Hey son, whatcha' listening to?
Son (without removing oversized headphones): Just some really cool mash ups I found"
(Interlude as Dad runs to his computer, Googles "mash up" and then Googles "Top ten mash ups all time".) Then later...
Dad: Yeah, Son, you should check out the mash up of Rick Astley and Nirvanna, it's totally rad. Mash ups are really cool."
Son: I call a Google Foul. That one is really old and you didn't even know what a mash up WAS yesterday, did you?"
Dad: (Slinks away mumbling about interest rates and the global economic crisis. )
Son (without removing oversized headphones): Just some really cool mash ups I found"
(Interlude as Dad runs to his computer, Googles "mash up" and then Googles "Top ten mash ups all time".) Then later...
Dad: Yeah, Son, you should check out the mash up of Rick Astley and Nirvanna, it's totally rad. Mash ups are really cool."
Son: I call a Google Foul. That one is really old and you didn't even know what a mash up WAS yesterday, did you?"
Dad: (Slinks away mumbling about interest rates and the global economic crisis. )
Google Foul by G-othermal March 22, 2012
Rookie Flag
When someone does something that clearly identifies them as a rookie, they are flying their Rookie Flag.
Art: Dude, when did you get your new iPad?
Evan: Yesterday, dude, how did you know?
Art: Your email signature still says, "Sent from my iPad". Dude - you've gotta ditch that Rookie Flag before everyone thinks you're a total loser!
Evan: Yesterday, dude, how did you know?
Art: Your email signature still says, "Sent from my iPad". Dude - you've gotta ditch that Rookie Flag before everyone thinks you're a total loser!
Rookie Flag by g-othermal September 1, 2010
Nail bomb
Act of having diarrhea so badly that the entire inside of the toilet is spray painted with excrement.
Art runs screaming from the bathroom, cursing at Evan.
Evan: Dude, calm down, what's your issue?
Art: DUDE, if you're gonna' have a nail bomb in my toilet, at least give a second flush! My cleaning lady doesn't come until Friday!
Evan: Dude, calm down, what's your issue?
Art: DUDE, if you're gonna' have a nail bomb in my toilet, at least give a second flush! My cleaning lady doesn't come until Friday!
Nail bomb by g-othermal November 2, 2009
Chocolate Cufflink
The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
Chocolate Cufflink by g-othermal November 2, 2009
Monkey on a Stick
aka Nothing. Like when you go to the midway at the local fair and spend $50 on cheesy games and all you end up walking away with is a stupid plastic monkey on a stick.
Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!
Monkey on a Stick by g-othermal November 2, 2009
bag weld
The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.
Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
bag weld by g-othermal October 18, 2008
maxi-pad
Art: "Dude, you were over at Gilly's place last night, is it really the Maxi-pad he says it is?"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
maxi-pad by g-othermal October 18, 2008