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social cues 

Those important things one doesn't pick up on, which often involve or suggest willingness to engage in a relationship. Failure to pick up on social cues tends to result in missed opportunities, not limited to having a girlfriend or boyfriend and rounding the bases. Social cues are the original source of heart ache since the beginning of time.
Jeff: Hey did you notice the way Jane Doe was looking at you? She wants you to ask her out.
Joe Shmoe: Naw, bro. I'm clueless at picking up on social cues. That info would have been helpful about 3 months ago.
social cues by The Dude1234567890 September 8, 2013
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Body language cues 

Body language that means something specific.
Hym "Hey.... Want to know a secret?"

Iam "Yeah, sure."

Hym " Not you idiot! The viewers at home!"

Iam "Oh.."

Hym "You ever see a guy do one of these πŸ‘ˆ (without making physical contact) across the small of you girlfriend or wife's back as he walks past her? Do you know what it means? What about you Iam? Do you know?"

Iam "...I don't want to say..."

Hym "It means that the guy fucked your wife! Hahahahaha! Fucked her real good! And I'm not even joking! That's actually what it means! Guaranteed! 100% of the time."

Iam "You don't know anything about body language cues...."

Hym "But am I wrong?"

Iam "......"

Hym "That's what I thought! As a matter of fact, I will bet literally anyone 1 million dollars that is you have seen someone do that ☝️ to your wife or girlfriend then that guy has done this πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ˆ to your wife! Hahahahaha! 100% accuracy!"
Body language cues by Hym Iam April 15, 2022

Taking cues from animals 

Hym "So you're taking cues from animals... Rather than eternal Jewish dictators... And that's better to you? That's why I think Atheists are stupid animals. Because they literally are. So when I say 'For me to not murder your kids you need to not do this chimpanzee barking shit and you need to both recognize and pay for my contributions to society online or off' and your response with 'WeLl fOr Me To NoT mUrDeR kIdS i NeEd tHe OpPoSiTe!' One of us is being a retarded animal and the other is not. Are alligators psychopathic? No. It's dumb. Your morality is literally just 'Well, we're closely related to bonobos (or something) this is how bonobos behave so we're just gonna do that.' This is just how people work + determinism = 🀷 ♂️ thought terminating clichΓ© (It is what it is. If you know you know. Bark bark bark oo oo ah ah tookie tookie)."
A last name that angelina, alexa, and miley think is a personality trait
Do you think the Cuestas are thicc?
No they are compressed
Cuesta by ilikebeans1234 October 10, 2019

Cuesta College 

A Community College in and around San Luis Obispo, California. Cuesta is affectionately (or not so affectionately) referred to as Harvard by the Highway, Princeton by the Prison, Yale by the Jail, UCC, UC Cuesta, and UCQ. It's a good school, that (from what I've heard) has a good nursing program. Students who choose to save their parents (or themselves) thousands of dollars per year get unnecessary flak from jealous kids whose parents forked over large sums of cash to send them straight to four year schools. Cuesta College has some excellent professors and a few mediocre ones. Contrary to beliefs held by some, it is possible to get out of Cuesta in two years, and many of the students are quite ambitious and/or didn't slack off in high school. Cougar pride!!!
I got good grades and took AP classes in high school, and I'm going to Cuesta College because I don't want to make my parents broke.

AND I'm laughing in your face because I'm taking the same general ed classes as you, but for a fraction of the price.

(From 2 actual conversations)
"Yeah I'm going to college; I go to Cuesta!"
"Yeah, but you're only going to junior college."

"Are you going to Cuesta? That's cool, you're taking the easy way."

Cum Cuesm 

Pronounced: Cum Cue-sam, a Cum Cuesm is the act of a retard or viglin orgasming and cumming.
David Hansen Cum Cuesmed to Grants single hair.
Cum Cuesm by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Cuesta Verde 

A haunted neighborhood in Simi Valley, CA, in which a family discovered their house was haunted. Afterwards, their 5-year-old daughter was kidnapped, their son was almost eaten by a tree, and they escaped just in time for the house to collapse into nothingness. The reason the neighborhood was haunted was because it was built on top of a graveyard.
"You must take your family back to Cuesta Verde."
Cuesta Verde by Jack Mannion January 18, 2014