Dope Cuento Homey 

an alternative to 'cool story bro' created on the FBR community FBR_TRASH on Wednesday June 23 by an anon.

person 1: you guys my cat died by falling on tha stairs!!!1!
person 2: awwww sorry gf
Person 3: dope cuento homey

Dope Cuento Homey by teamyon June 26, 2010

Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Hillary Cunton 

She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.

"MAN HILLARY SHOULD BE CALLED HILLARY CUNTON. I LOVE MY DAD, TREE TRUMP"

Hillary Cunton by weenie hut junior August 10, 2016

cuntophile 

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.

There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.

cuntophile by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009

cunto diablo 

A very special type of Cunto. This Type of Cunto is above every other. Generally describes Musgrove, Harrison, Damestani.

You are a right proper cunto diablo!

cunto diablo by real deal 83 July 23, 2014

cuntomer 

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

cuntomer by Azzylum July 22, 2008

cueto 

One bad ass mother fucker who leads by his actions

The guy that would beat the shit out of Chuck Norris.

Bob:" you are not a cueto, man."

cueto by bigman135 loves pussy February 28, 2013