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Crotch Cuddlers 

Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."
Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers

Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.
Crotch Cuddlers by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009

Cuddleslut 

A cuddleslut is someone who is a slut for cuddles. They'll cuddle you nonstop, and they'll never let go. They also crave cuddles 24/7. MAN if you find yourself a girl who's a cuddleslut she's a keeper! But they require quite a bit of attention.
Wow that girl is such a cuddleslut.

You see that girl Alli, she's a cuddleslut.

I'm a total cuddleslut you know?
Cuddleslut by Angel318 March 1, 2021

cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

Spirit Cuddles 

When two (or more) people over the internet cuddle a pillow, stuffed animal, or body pillow, which signifies the other person.
"Jess and I had some Spirit Cuddles last night, and it was so comfy!"
Spirit Cuddles by Opossum_Lad August 21, 2021

cuddlesnoop 

Cuddlesnoop (verb): When someone cuddles up to a friend, significant other, etc while they are using a laptop in order to sneakily spy on what the person is doing.
Sophia cuddlesnooped on Graham, hoping he'd assume she was simply being affectionate.

fish cuddles 

Another term for having sexual intercourse, specifically with a girl who does not shower often.
"Yo, my parents are out of town and Mary is coming over tonight"

"Mack the fish cuddles! Mary is always down"

"Ya your right, do you have a condom?
fish cuddles by tong la March 8, 2011