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cuddlejob 

The act of being physically close to a romantic partner, kissing, touching, etc., all while remaining fully clothed, AND sexually frustrated as the night never progresses past cuddling.
Friend 1: "How was your date last night? You went to her place, right?"

Friend 2: "Well, I thought I'd get lucky finally, but all I got was another cuddlejob."

Friend 1: "Blue balls for you, amigo!"
cuddlejob by elbandidomaximo December 10, 2009
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cuddlemonster 

1. A beautiful girl who's shy but loves to cuddle.
2. A really good cuddler

3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict
"What'd you and Jessie do last night?"

"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"
cuddlemonster by Sydclark19 May 29, 2013

cuddleability

the measure of how cuddleable a person is

Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.
A pretty woman wearing a cashmere cardigan would have a high level of cuddleability.

cuddleable 

"jacky and Bubba are very cuddleable" ;
cuddleable by JKBS September 8, 2010

cuddlesome 

Adj. Having attributes that would make you want to cuddle; warm; humane
My boyfriend is so cuddlesome, we spent all of Sunday in bed.
cuddlesome by 2xEntendre April 6, 2015

cuddlehorny 

When someone, usually a girl, feels an intense need to cuddle, kiss, or hug someone. It may also come with a desire to have their hair played with, or to simply have some sort of semi-romantic to romantic physical contact. It may also go along with feeling horngry.
Girl: Could you come over? I'm feeling really cuddlehorny today...
Boy: Oh hell yes
cuddlehorny by Stormy the Bored September 25, 2013

cuddlecore 

Originally used to jokingly describe the sound of Vancouver, BC punk band cub (sic) and coined by friend Nicolas Bragg. It was meant to be an antithesis to the crotch-rock/clit-rock/riot grrrl/foxcore bands of the early-mid 1990's such as L7, Hole, Bratmobile, The Muffs, et al. Incorrectly used to describe the sound and fashions of other bands.
"Cuddlecor '94" as per the liner notes on their "Come Out, Come Out" album.
cuddlecore by Normers March 10, 2005