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N. a pleasurable device used by women, gay men, and Fran.

V. to ejaculate in a woman's ear

Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.

Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
by Crackajak August 24, 2008
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Natures Two Way

(Nature thinks about lesbians two!)
Sam: Yeah cucumbers are natures two way!
Look that womans buying one of natures two ways!
by Infamous Adam May 10, 2006
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1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
by Bootylicious June 23, 2004
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what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..
teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....
by the mouseinator September 02, 2006
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a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute
hey cucumber

who, do you mean cutecumber
via giphy
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No
"I have a large cucumber"
by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 11, 2013
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1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo
1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!
by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003
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