warm the cuckolds of one's heart

A malapropism of the cliche "warm the cockles of one's heart" that simply means give one a comforting feeling of pleasure or contentment. Unlike the cliche, the malapropism suggests the heart to be something populated by cuckolds; the heart already cheats and is cheated by whatever it commits to; all the same there is pleasure or contentment in this.

Strumpets who throw bricks through our windows after we break it off with them warm the cuckolds of one's heart. It shows that they cared enough to be crazy.

warm the cuckolds of one's heart by inglosolunbe September 30, 2013

Cuckold Voyeur

Someone that enjoys watching their spouse have sex with another person.

I enjoy watching my wife have sex with her lover making me a, cuckold voyeur.

Cuckold Voyeur by Dancerooster June 24, 2021

Cuckold Creampie 

A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.

She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.

Cuckold Creampie by Learning is power November 17, 2014

Concert Cuckold 

a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.

Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!

Concert Cuckold by GunslingerX February 17, 2009

Closet Cuckold 

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.

Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.

Closet Cuckold by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015

cuckolding 

When a man watches his wife or girlfriend have sex with another man.

Ted got really turned on when thinking about his wife cuckolding with another man.

cuckolding by Raratan April 21, 2016

Cuckold Tears 

The pre-cum which oozes from a cuckold husband's erect penis while watching his wife having sex with another man. This is a sign of his acceptance, approval (not that it is necessary), and overwhelming happiness seeing his wife fulfill her role of Hotwife.

As Monica was giving oral to her lover (i.e. Bull) she glanced back at her nude husband and noticing the pre-cum, cuckold tears, seeping from his erect penis

Cuckold Tears by jventera June 26, 2016