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cumsterbate 

The act of using ones semen as a lubricant for genital or anal stimulation.
I want you to cumsterbate with me!

Do you wanna cumsterbate?
I just cumsterbated.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm cumsterbating.
cumsterbate by DerBearr_ November 24, 2015

Colesterbate 

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm
My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful
Colesterbate by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016

chesterbate 

when a male masturbates, ejaculating onto his chest or abdomen, and rubs his semen into his skin. it is not used as terms of moisturization, but only for pleasure.
Last night, Chad masturbated and didn't have anything to wipe up with, so he decided to just chesterbate.
chesterbate by the mad adore December 19, 2007

Custerbate 

The act of crying while masturbating.
My girlfriend just dumped me, I think I'm going to go home and custerbate.
Custerbate by Anonymous 12359285 January 3, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026