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Cryptitis
A condition where a person looks at digital shit coins all day, all night and rarely sleeps. They try and "daytrade" only to feed the meme coin whales their liquidity. This ends up worsening the condition to where to person eyes turn blood shot red, they do not care to get laid anymore, and they also use a drug called Hopeium which only worsens the condition of looking at charts all day and trading them... Severe Cryptitis symptoms include but not limited: blood shot eyes, the continuing of emptying one's wallet, suicide, heavy crying, feelings of ones asshole hurt, an irrational fear of walking carpets ("rugs") and a severe addiction to hopeium. There is no known cure for this condition, and it is rapidly spreading with one rug pull after another.
Cryptitis by One Legged Ant June 9, 2022
Related Words
cryptitis • crypticism • cryptidist • Cryptosis • craptimistic • craptivist • cryptician • crypticity • Crypticsnumber1fan • Cryptious
cryptidist
cryptidist by Ginger The Chamrosh January 16, 2021
Slurryitus Cystitis
Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).
Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".
Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.
Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.
Slurryitus Cystitis by Upchucker March 31, 2009
Cryptonise
Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.
Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!
Cryptonise by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021
Honeymoon Cystitis
Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)
"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"
Honeymoon Cystitis by Pfc. Snowball July 11, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026