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A military technician with misplaced self-confidence, super-abundant ego, marginal service loyalty; a second string NSA clerk with delusions of adequacy. Also spelled Cryppy.
The cryppies were mortified that a former enlisted Boatswains Mate would now be their commanding officer.
cryppie by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Crappie Flop 

When you loose complete muscle control, then fall to the ground with your limbs thrashing and twitching about uncontrollably.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.
Dude!! Did you see that guy do the Crappie Flop when the cop shot him with that Taser?
Crappie Flop by Shock Therapy April 25, 2005

The Crappies 

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.
Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.
The Crappies by Gritty42 October 24, 2011
Very good pot, mostly grown hydroponically
Those crippie knots are dank
Crippie by Landon the Stoner July 27, 2003
that guy was really cryptier the other day
cryptier is super cool
I love cryptier

you know that guy in our class he's really cryptier.
cryptier by juilean petterson July 27, 2009
When something is blue or when someone is wearing blue. Refers to the iconic blue worn by crypts
Jack: I am wearing blue today
James: Yeah you’re cryppin today
Cryppin by jimmydol March 4, 2019