cryer

When you take the last piece of wedding cake and shove it up your wife's asshole with your dick, pull out and make her eat the cum and cake off your dick.

Ethan: damn I can't believe I'm getting married today.

Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.

by DaddyDZeke April 21, 2017

dry cryer

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

by coombskid22 March 31, 2014

Jon Cryer

One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.

Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.

by KCguy42 December 21, 2010

Filthadelphia Cryers

A nickname of the NHL Philadelphia Flyers.

I can't beleive Crosby put up another multi-point game against the Filthadelphia Cryers!

by prince of pilsners August 21, 2010

movie cryer

Someone who cries during movies

I'm not a movie cryer, but this last movie got me.

by Kat165 July 30, 2017

Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 18, 2015

Philadelphia Cryers

The Cryers - Philadelphia's "hockey team", which is comprised of nothing but goons and whiney babies. They have a spirited rivalry with the cross-state Pittsburgh Penguins, who are the 2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.

Did you see the smackdown the Pittsburgh Penguins put on the Philadelphia Cryers last night? 6-1 baby, and it should have been a shutout!!

by 3-eyed-berry December 16, 2009