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v. to cry, whine, or otherwise complain to garner pleasurable attention and sympathy. Carries a negative connotation, especially when used to describe chronic, pointless bitching.
We've all heard it before so why don't you go cryerbate in your room and leave us alone?
by febrile42 July 20, 2006
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To cry, whine, or otherwise complain to garner pleasurable attention and sympathy. Negative connotation, especially when used to describe chronic, pointless bitching.
We've all heard it before so why don't you go cryerbate in your room and leave us alone?
by febrile42 July 19, 2006
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