clwned 

Pronounced 'cloned' it is rather like pwned, except this is only used when one loses, or is beaten at, a star wars game. Especially Attack of the clones based games, where the phrase originated.

Oooh mate, that sith cut you up well bad, you got clwned.

clwned by nakalaka March 6, 2011

cowned 

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.

cowned by Fakemaster May 17, 2008

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007

Chwned 

To be owned by a persons massive, fat, ridiculously over sized chode.

Dude, you just got chwned!!

Chwned by Perfectsin March 3, 2009

crowned 

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

crowned by Splinkio December 9, 2003

Cwned 

The state of being totally owned by a veterinarian, indicated by being fitted with a large, plastic cone around the neck and head to prevent one from chewing, licking or otherwise agitating one's self with the face or mouth. Usually ascribed to household pets.

"Yeah, as you can see, Bosco just got home from getting neutered."
"HAHAHA! Cwned!"

Cwned by Cwruidth August 18, 2008

Crowned-hound 

To be so drunk that all one is capabale of is to smoke more hounds and to drink more crowns.

Well biyz I'm not messing i was like a crowned-hound in the fling last night.

You will never get gowl when you are a crowned-hound.

Crowned-hound by MrSkark December 16, 2005