When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.
Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
by frederickallen May 14, 2010
Get the crusty melonmug.