someone who played one year of freshman basketball, then stopped playing and even though he sucked, his presence was missed; someone who throws sissy punches
Joe: you're a crusty butt-fuck
John: shut up *punch*
by the master of words May 18, 2006
Get the crusty mug.
Crust punk, Crusty, Crustie.
Derived from the root word Crust meaning: rude.

A young person who does not live in a way that society considers normal, typically w/ untidy or dirty clothes and hair, and no regular job or permanent home; Bohemian, Nomadic.

Originally coined "Stenchcore" this extreme 80's evolved subgenre of poltical punk & metal was pioneered by bands like Amebix, Deviated Instinct, & Doom.

Crusties are instinctively anti-authority with varying politically nihilistic values such as anti-work, anti-government, anti-war, anti-religion, anti-vivisection, anti-civilization, etc.
Crusties are also highly individualistic and crudely sophisticated- often self-taught in the D.I.Y. ethos of punkdom, and inclined to travel, trainhop, spange, squat, & dumpster dive as a lifeway; a way of life.
That crustie couple had a rad three-legged dog named Gutter.

I heard about these two crustie kids who were harassed by a cop, so they kicked him in the nards and tried to sell his utility belt & gun for $5.
by punkus August 10, 2005
Get the crustie mug.
A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.
That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.
by Ashhfbaby June 22, 2009
Get the Crusty mug.
aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.
hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?
by darkmugan May 27, 2005
Get the crusties mug.
A dried bodily secretion in or near an orifice, such as the nostril or anus. Examples include boogers or hardened fecal matter. They are often trapped in hair filaments and require effort to remove.
Jim: So we were going to the beach, and-
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*
by Spagoons April 2, 2018
Get the crustie mug.
A rigid, mean, grouchy, bitchy, pissy additude.
Micah is being crusty because I tricked him again
by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020
Get the Crusty mug.
Something grotesque, dirty, or hideous.
"That girl is so crusty looking!"
"That boy smells crusty!"
"You are so crusty!"
by AIMSNccrackkkheadd September 4, 2007
Get the Crusty mug.