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57.
someone who played one year of freshman basketball, then stopped playing and even though he sucked, his presence was missed; someone who throws sissy punches
Joe: you're a crusty butt-fuck
John: shut up *punch*
by the master of words May 17, 2006
 
58.
To place a bare ass, in an unsuspecting persons face and farting.
Dat splatter on T-bones face is from a crusty, Dogg!
Fo shizzel my nizzel krizzle drizzle!
by Bang'n September 13, 2005
 
59.
something or someone that is cool, hip, etc.
Angel is one crusty vato!
by Alaab April 13, 2008
 
60.
a guy who is crusty. someone who is dirty looking, someone that you would not talk to.
"unh uhh girl that boy is crusty. i just wanna hit him with some body spray."
by litwiinka December 28, 2007
 
61.
the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade
No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crusties on his face
by footballfiend5 February 07, 2009
 
62.
When an arsehole is not correctly wiped and after a few hours the left over excrement goes dry and crusty, thus leavin crusties attached to bum hair.(note after exercise sweat may cause these to dissolve and let off an unpleasant smell)
He was in a rush and did not wipe his ass properly, after his nightly training he realised a real bad smell was comin from his rear end. and thn said to his friends "oh shit i hav crusties"
by fritz69 May 14, 2007
 
63.
crust·y
–adjective, crust·i·er, crust·i·est.

1. In urban context, crusty may refer to someone being uncool or unpleasant.

2. Being an asshole or total dick.

3. Someone who is horribly disfigured.
"Aw, Jenny was being really fucking crusty today!"

"Dude, don't be crusty."

"Crust it down a notch!"
by Kyle Olar March 26, 2007