Top Definition
A crushtache is an individual you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. You may actually like the person as well, but most often you don't even know them, they just have a really good mustache.
1. "I saw this guy riding a vintage schwinn with a great mustache. Total crushtache."

2. "Well I had a total crushtache but he turned out to be a jerk."
by babbybarista May 01, 2010
a drink colored moustache you get from drinking Crush
"Derek and Rodrick used to always have crushtaches when they were kids."
by zerk January 12, 2007

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