James is a coochie crusader.
by Reeeeeehiro September 3, 2019
Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.
Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.
Guy 1: What a couch crusader.
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.
Guy 1: What a couch crusader.
by PseudoSocial June 14, 2018
The most loyal, dedicated, and loudest fans in the world of highschool sports. They are fans of the Bergen Catholic Crusaders in Oradell NJ. Home of the best student-athletes in NJ. They paint their entire bodies before every football game and no one would ever be dumb enough to cross them. Their main rivals are the Don Bosco fans, who are not nearly as good. Even though they are great guys when it comes to game time they are vicious and ruthless fans willing to do whatever they can for their team.
by ultralaxer4 May 13, 2011
A Cradle Crusader is a person who regularly attempts to procreate with members of the opposite sex who are typically between the ages of 15-17.
by Dante and Randall June 21, 2011
Someone who reads conversation from many text channels in order to catch up in conversation. Mainly people who aren't online very often, and feel the need to catch up. Sometimes channel crusaders reply to messages from previous conversation, whether the conversation was made months or weeks ago.
I just added Tim to the server, why did they read and react to each channel?? This mfers a channel crusader.
by PxlGuuse July 23, 2023
A person on the internet who goes around preaching what they think is right or wrong and acting upon it.
Internet Crusader: "BRONIES ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THEY MUST ALL BE KILLED!"
Internet Crusader: "WE MUST STOP THE ASIAN INVASION OF HENTAI!!"
Regular Person: "Let people like what they like"
Internet Crusader: "WE MUST STOP THE ASIAN INVASION OF HENTAI!!"
Regular Person: "Let people like what they like"
by Verifirs March 4, 2014
Some one who's whole life and purpose seems to be to download and sample pornography they talk about it all the time and quite simply drive you crazy
"My mate steve is a porn crusader he has a 200 gig hard drive full of porn."
"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"
"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"
by Lilikin March 3, 2005