P county 

Pinellas county in Florida. Where the hick-gangster hybrids live. Also the easiest place for a 14 year old to score lsd and mdma

"Damn g I was gonna go to mobil on highland but its almost 12 at night and I don't feel like talking to any meth heads tonight, cant get a break in p county"

P county by Jit not jhit weirdos February 23, 2021

crusty pants 

Jocular term for a derelict, wineo, street person, or others not known for impeccable hygiene--a bum. These people never remove their trousers, because they are so infested with vermin and microbes that they might wander off by themselves, leaving the bum naked. Few things are more frightning than encountering an empty pair of animated pantaloons in a dark alley. And no, I've not been drinking.

Upright Citizen#1:"Who's that crusty pants waving at us?"
Upright Citizen#2:"That's just Mayson, the town drunk."
Upright Citizen#1:"But this is Los Angles."
Upright Citizen#2:"He always was ambitious."

crusty pants by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006

crusty poop 

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair

Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.

crusty poop by Disel2013 March 26, 2017

crusty plush 

On Storage Wars one of the buyers would refer to crappy lockers as crusty plush meaning it had some stuff that was worthwhile but it was also either filthy or disgusting

that locker was crusty plush , a bunch of used mattresses and bags of trash

crusty plush by BellasaurusTheJust September 25, 2020

Fairfax County Public Schools 

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.

We have cash, but screw the kids!

Fairfax County Public Schools by Biteme November 16, 2004

crusty pustule 

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.

Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

crusty pustule by rommate s dirty girl January 11, 2010

Crusty Pretzel 

A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.

Yesterday, I was busy call my mom. All of the sudden my girlfriend asked me for a "crusty Pretzel".

Crusty Pretzel by LongDongShlong69 December 27, 2022