Crunky

Meaning the state of something is way bad + funky (funky as in the smell of a cheese you find in your fridge that's expired by 8 days)

Person 1: Kinda tempted to take these bandaids off my bloody, sliced-up fingers.
Person 2: Dude, don't, your fingers are fuckin' crunky.

by The Doctor Sex. March 13, 2021

Non-American Wockhardt

by yuhhh673 June 8, 2022

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

When something is hard but soft at the same time

U are so crunky

by Molly._._ April 14, 2020

Like the houses in Albania. Used as an insult

The houses in Albania are so crunky compared to the houses in the usa

by Crunkyisaword February 25, 2022