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crunkdated 

crunkdated:

similar to updating, or bumpdating (see bump), but when you update a website or message board in a crunk fashion

also, see lil jon (father of crunk)
bam!!! crunkdated!!! yeah!!!!!
crunkdated by jeffry hesse May 31, 2005

crunkinated

Getting very drunk on expensive alcohol while listening to crunk music. You have to be at least part black or be black on the inside to be considered crunkinated.
Nick wants to get crunkinated but he is much too white and likes to drink Hawkeye Vodka.
crunkinated by Da Crock January 5, 2006

krunkalated 

1. state of mind well beyond your average drunk/high.
2. intoxication level step before alachol poisoning
"I got two cases of beer and an ounce, I'mma get krunkalated."
"Man that fool was krunkalated, grinding on that lamp and everything"
krunkalated by Monkey Toker July 25, 2008

crunkilated 

You done been crunkilated.
crunkilated by DirkDickher February 28, 2007

crunkulate 

I'll cruncjewlate j00r arse, d00d!
crunkulate by piexxpie March 18, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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