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Crunk Times

"Crunk Times" is a phrase associated with the NAMBLA organization. It is used as a euphemism for sexual relations between an adult male and an underage male.

It is thought that the phrase originated as a way for the NAMBLA group to attract young undereducated males, who may be familiar with the term "crunk" as it relates to having a good time, without revealing the true nature of the predatory NAMBLA group.

Several "Crunk Times" web sites are run by NAMBLA members for recruiting purposes.
Some common expresions...

"We had crunk times!" as a way for a NAMBLA member to indicate a recent sexual encounter.

"Come get crunk!" as an invitation from a NAMBLA member to a potential conquest.

"There'll be crunk times at the party." as a way for a NAMBLA member to alert other members of a social gathering where underage males are expected to also attend whom may be easily influenced.
Crunk Times by Peter Weiner October 4, 2010
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Its crank time. 

Used a way of saying "Lets go."

crank-it-up time 

the moment when nothing else is appropriate in comparison to getting hella amped-up. some folks who play football know that every minute of every quarter of every game is crank-it-up time -- the time in which it's always appropriate to be electric... just try not to get pissed off along the way and you'll be fine.

Not to be confused with "cool-it-out time", which is when an amped-up mf'er simply needs to calm their ass down.
What time is it?

CRANK-IT-UP TIME!

WHAT TIME IS IT??

CRANK-IT-UP TIME!!

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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
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Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
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