crunished 

1. a mixture of the words crunk and punished, being piss drunk and smacked at the same time.

Dude you could barely walk straight, u must have been crunished.

crunished by Drew g July 31, 2008

crushed 

When someone has succeeded maximally in meeting a goal, she may say that she has crushed it.

I crushed that p. chem exam!

crushed by Cranberry Bob February 1, 2020

credit crunched 

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

credit crunched by monstermere January 15, 2009

crunched myself 

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

crunched myself by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

Crushed-Ass 

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

Crushed-Ass by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

Crushed Rhino 

Crushed Rhino is the act of, mashing your genitalia against a clear piece of glass. Giving the illusion of a rhinos face.

Ghoutty walked out of his room only to see his friend had mashed his cock and balls to the clear glass of a fire extinguisher holder, he replied "that looks like a crushed rhino" his friend then called him a fag for looking at his junk.

Crushed Rhino by BenderBotsack August 28, 2009

Crushed heart 

When you love someone really really much and you feel the warm fuzzy feeling inside, you would spend your life with them and never harm their feelings or take their happiness but then, they betray you(you know what they did and it's different for us all), you develop a feeling of hate for yourself and the anger robb your mind of all the good feelings then transforms them, change them into something else, now stabbing you like sharp knives and only the pain cloud your mind, corrupting your thoughts, this will continue until all your love dripped out on the floor your crying apon and then your own demons wil crush your heart to squeeze it all out , your left feeling empty, cold, heartless, all your feelings gone with no way to ever feel the same again, you'll spend hours, days searching for love or an ounce of a feeling that resembles it and won't find a thing, everytime the person that betrayed you is close you'll feel hate, anger, sadness, regret, pain, which will be the only warm feeling you experience for as long as your empty, cold, crushed heart beats on. A crushed heart has been beaten and consumed by the evil shadows and stalks the feelings of happiness, joy, trust and love only to hate them for doing this to him.

Chlo you killed my emotion now I have a crushed heart💔

Crushed heart by Retard's weirdo x3'<1<2<2x1]2 September 4, 2021