A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.
by jhndrdgg May 26, 2011
Similar to a butter face, this is a person who, when in the process of sexual intercourse, you use your hand and proceed to squeeze their facial features together in a "crumpled" fashion, so as not to see their unattractive visage during the experience.
by Davein February 2, 2009
Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?
by Ball splat November 8, 2019
by Mala Propism February 7, 2009
The awkward "falling to the court" celebration performed by a tennis player after winning a match.
The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
Announcer: T. Ennis serving for match point here at 40-15.
Sound effect (p-thok)
Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!
Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)
Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
Sound effect (p-thok)
Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!
Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)
Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
by Capt. Craptastic May 19, 2010
Phil: Yay! Tacos for lunch today!
Clyde: I'd hate to crumple your donkey, but they changed today's lunch to creamed spinach.
Clyde: I'd hate to crumple your donkey, but they changed today's lunch to creamed spinach.
by MpegEVIL May 12, 2011
A person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities - similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.
Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.
Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'
Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.
Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'
by YvonneTea February 7, 2010