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8.
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
by cheesygrins February 16, 2010
 
9.
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
by pea123456 February 06, 2013
 
10.
another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
by Bradly J. mitchell October 23, 2007
 
11.
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?
by Captn Luke February 26, 2007
 
12.
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
by Captn Luke February 27, 2007
 
13.
The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.
J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?
by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 03, 2004
 
14.
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
by The One Guy September 27, 2007