The true definition of a bitchass nigga. So much so that he/she can no longer be considered a man or woman to the point where they are commenlly refered to as ness, for bitchassness.
Yo my dude, get the Crump out ya system.
by M. Faze April 10, 2009
A mixture of emotions of cranky and grumpy.
I had a bad day today and I feel so crumped!
by Leaha & Kristina March 25, 2009
To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.
The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.
Take a crump
by dirty_mongoose February 25, 2009
living family member of someone you admit you murdered.
I sent flowers to the crump on the anniverary of his brother's death.
by Infinite and empty December 08, 2008
Two words combined:

Grumpy + Cranky.
1. (After being lambasted by one's teacher for something relatively inconsequential), she says to her friend, "God, what a crump!"
by lastcrazyhorn May 10, 2008
a crump is when you have a bubbly fart.
makes steffy start her period late!
i crump in aimees bed.
by SteffyDropDead March 22, 2008
A English whore, such as in londen.
Hey chaps lets go fetch us some crumpets! Jolly good!

by phant0m September 23, 2005

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