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To be forced to not act due to a passive threat of getting sold out or told on
If Pete hadn't got Crumped, I could have flown to the ship
by Kojak October 05, 2003
an expression of exasperation or excitement.
What the crump? or thats crumpin awesome. and as mrs. lowery put it, its crumpin' hot in here.
by Master P July 31, 2003
The cum covered shit a person will take after someone ejaculates in their ass during anal sex.
Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?

Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.
by Bahaha MT January 15, 2012
The female taint.
Don't be such a crump
by crumperstilskin July 10, 2011
The word crump originated from an ancient form of deriving the tastiness factor found within food. Tasty Baggins, a pioneering hobbit fond of food and all things tasty, believed that all food was tasty but that tastiness itself had varied levels of intensity and greatness. It's unknown how the word was created by Tasty, but it is known that Tasty had a heavy hand in it's formation and scalability.
Gandalf and Tasty enjoyed a rather crumptacular lunch.
by TBagend January 17, 2011
A vagina
I stuck my penis into your crump
by lionelllama October 25, 2009
The true definition of a bitchass nigga. So much so that he/she can no longer be considered a man or woman to the point where they are commenlly refered to as ness, for bitchassness.
Yo my dude, get the Crump out ya system.
by M. Faze April 10, 2009