the Crumps

Unlike more common venereal diseases, 'the Crumps' is a sexually transmitted infection of such resiliance, David Hasselhoff is said to be heard singing in the ear of the afflicted as their genitals finally crumble. Thought to have originated in Yorkshire when a radioactive pubic louse bit an unsuspecting young rugby player on the cock. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Thick, cloudy or bloody discharge from the penis or vagina
Metallic rings appearing on the genitals
Painful bowel movements
Severe adverse reaction to alcohol
Poor life choices

Listen, and understand. You've caught the Crumps. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

If you've been stabbed and then you get shot, the stabbing is nothing. It's the same with HIV and the Crumps.

by The third attempt March 28, 2018

crumped

when u pass out during a party and get a stick placed in ur butt cheeks stickin in the air

fuck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down

by livinlife April 12, 2008

crumping

A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.

Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.

by ilbisaac August 14, 2005

crumped

To become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse.

Dad was doing fine after his bypass until he crumped last night.

by tho3m January 9, 2010

crumping

Great style of dancing, preformed be a select few, preferably to rap or techno beats.

Whenever Alex and squirrel turn on some techno or rap beats, kitty kat is always crumping around, while wearing her crumping shoes.

by kitty kat :3 December 24, 2009

Crumping

Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.

I'm gonna crump Denise right now.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.

by rumpcrump3000 March 1, 2011

crumped

adj. drunk.

Origen: University of Connecticut, Towers Residence Halls, circa fall 2003. A modification of crunked.

See also crumpt.

Mingione has been drinking all day and now he's crumped.

by mmm...nah July 16, 2004