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When you so damn tired that just about anything is hilarious.
"Ay man look at my cot"
*Uncontrollable laughter*
"Bro that wasn't even funny"
"My bad, I'm Crumblin' "
Crumblin' by anonymous July 10, 2021
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Crumping 

Walking over freshly fallen snow; so called because of the ‘crump’ noise that your footsteps make as you walk. Note: This is totally different to Trumping which is stamping over everything while talking loudly of things you know nothing about.
The clouds have cleared away, let’s go crumping.
Crumping by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

Bread Crumbing

Also known as "Hansel and Gretelling"

When a guy or girl gives someone just enough attention to keep their hope of a relationship alive.

First coined by Grazzz 2014
"He keeps texting me but doesn't want to set up a time to see me."
"Yo girl he's bread crumbing you"
Bread Crumbing by Grazzz September 23, 2014

cumburping gutterslut 

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.
Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

Jew Crumbing 

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.
Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.
Jew Crumbing by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )
Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?
River Crumbing by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017