An act of sexual mastication between consenting partners, for the sweet tooth in us all. Delicately place a round pastry atop the orifice of your choice on/in your partner. While the partner lies waiting, you lean in and devour with gusto the pastry. The pastry must not fall. You will know you are done by the sensation of a "satisfying film" in your mouth.
I was hungry, (s)he was horny, so we settled on a couple of French crullers and both left quite satisfied.
by Choop May 26, 2017
When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack October 28, 2007
by IWILLSKINYOURMOM November 16, 2020