Crowther kiss 

Sloppy, strongbow smelling/tasting kiss given to any unsuspecting person.

Daniel Crowther delivering a sloppy 'Crowther kiss' after several pints of Strongbow to anyone stood within a 2 meter radius. Rest in peace, legend.

Crowther kiss by DanCrowther1 June 9, 2011

Creamy Crowther 

When the burning tingling sensation leading to orgasm is far beyond anything any human could possibly bare. The man pulls out his erect penis and blows his load all over himself. He then puts whipped cream all over his body and the girl eats it.

Dude, she was so good last night i even gave her a creamy crowther!

Creamy Crowther by Barry S. June 2, 2009

cranthered 

:Messed up

:state of being completely inebriated

:wrong, or totally fucked

John thought he was sober enough to drive, but after wrecking his car he realized that he was cranthered.

cranthered by I_AM_CORK July 24, 2015

Penny Crowther

A girl who is a small assed, tiny boobed slut. She gang bangs whenever she can. Hide your man and children from her.

Man: Tonight i want a slutttt will you be mine
Penny Crowther: Yeah lemme jump on this

Penny Crowther by fluffydildos April 9, 2017

crowther'd

When one is coerced into a debaucherous situation against their own will with an agonizing aftermath.

I was going to have a quiet night in but then I got crowther'd by my best friend when he convinced me to go for a drink.

crowther'd by Lieutenant Chang February 16, 2022

Theo Crowther-Brown 

Big boy with a big ass dripping wet pussy, flaps included. Typically comes with a forehead the size of Johhny Sin's dick (measured). Most Theo Crowther-Brown's have a large array of mental issues and disorders.

'That guy over there is a real TCB (Theo Crowther-Brown)! What a wetwipe'
'Yeah, he sure is'

Theo Crowther-Brown by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname September 28, 2021

Crowdered 

When you've been forced to sign a non-disclosure agreement by a half asian lawyer as to never speak to the fact that someone you worked with was in fact a flaming homosexual who dresses as a woman and likes to wrestle men on film.

Yea I heard Not gay Jared was crowdered last week. Ironic his boss labeled him "not gay" since he's clearly isn't gay, has a wife and children while his boss wears dresses, has no kids and wrestles with men on film.

Crowdered by itshallbelifetenbears September 13, 2019