a.j. crowley 

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.

Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.

a.j. crowley by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011

Mall Crawler 

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.

"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"

Mall Crawler by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

Crowley by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

Crowley

The snakiest boi. Crowley is a fallen angel who is secretly, deep down inside, really quite a nice person. Prone to pushing angels against walls. Very gay. Crowley's hips do Not Lie.

Look at that guy in a Bentley, must be Crowley

Crowley by yuor-devil August 31, 2019

corona crawler 

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.

During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.

corona crawler by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

Crowley by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

Curb crawler

a man who cruises in his vehicle looking for a streetwalker to pick up for sex

Yo, I seen that same curb crawler pass by here six times in the past half hour.

Curb crawler by hickory March 2, 2008