Crouton

A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.

Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”

by it’s Danielle not Daniel December 30, 2017

CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.

"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral

by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017

Croutons

The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light

Aye man the bowl looking a little light add a couple croutons

by AssassinOG_420-69 July 23, 2019

croutons

a way someone who doesn't eat meat or animal products can say "beef" as in drama

Alex: alright, if you do that again me are going to have some serious croutons
Macy: sorry I'm just tryna help you

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

crouton suggestion

A really good idea that takes you by surprise.

I didn't expect that crouton suggestion from your Aunt Hildgegard; she seems so out of it.

by sunni9 September 25, 2010

Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.

“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”

by hag4eva August 2, 2022

crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014