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JDB: Man, croquet kicks so much ass.
Loser: Shut the hell up, man. croquet sucks balls.
SSK: Fuck you, bitch. Croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit shit with big-ass mallets.
Loser: Damn, I guess I'm wrong.
Loser: Shut the hell up, man. croquet sucks balls.
SSK: Fuck you, bitch. Croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit shit with big-ass mallets.
Loser: Damn, I guess I'm wrong.
croquet by croquetrulezz April 5, 2009
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Risque Croquet
When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a croquet mallet into her Cooch Cannon.
Risque Croquet by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter February 20, 2009
gay croquet
When two guys have sex with one girl at the same time. Be it in the same hole or in both vagina and butthole. While doing this when their balls touch its gay croquet.
Boy 1. Dude that was so hot what we did last night.
Boy 2. Yeah it was but my balls hurt from hitting your balls a little.
Boy 3. So basically you had gay croquet and you think thats hot ?
Boy 2. Yeah it was but my balls hurt from hitting your balls a little.
Boy 3. So basically you had gay croquet and you think thats hot ?
gay croquet by ginger dad May 17, 2014
croquet
The act of two guys scissoring. Namely due to the sheer number of balls and mallets involved, and how getting one of your balls into the hairy hoop (ass) counts as a score.