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1 definition by croquetrulezz

 
1.
possibly the most kick-ass game ever created. If you do not agree, then you are wrong.
JDB: Man, croquet kicks so much ass.
Loser: Shut the hell up, man. croquet sucks balls.
SSK: Fuck you, bitch. Croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit shit with big-ass mallets.
Loser: Damn, I guess I'm wrong.
by croquetrulezz April 05, 2009