Top Definition
When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a croquet mallet into her Cooch Cannon.
Dude it was so awesome last night when I gave your mom a Risque Croquet!!!!
by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter February 20, 2009
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