crotchboobs

Brony term, meaning breasts in the crotch area of a pony from the My Little Pony franchise, used in MLP fanart. They appear to be attached/grown from the top of the inside back legs, or slightly forward on the lower abdomen. God knows who thought this was a good idea.

Do not look up "crotchboobs" unless you want to be traumatised.

Brony FanArtist: Hey, I decided my current drawings of characters from a TV show designed for little girls weren't sexualised enough, so I decided to add BOOBS in the CROTCH area, crotchboobs, gettit?

Brony: Hot. I'm not a pervert, honestly.

crotchboobs by Fen94 April 16, 2014

Crotchlobster 

One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.

Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.

Crotchlobster by Christof October 14, 2004

crotchgobbler 

one who gives oral sex

Paris Hilton is a crotchgobbler.

crotchgobbler by jesusisonlsd December 28, 2006

crotchbroken 

like heartbroken but when you suffer a loss of a sexual nature.

Dude, my fuckbuddy dumped me, I'm crotchbroken!!

crotchbroken by heywood12 August 3, 2007

crotchblock

When you interfere with a bi or pansexual friend from hooking up with someone of any gender whom they have an interest to get to know intimately.

Cece crotchblocked Toni when she told the realtor Allarie that she felt Toni's not a good kisser.

crotchblock by Spiderrette July 18, 2017

Crotchbomber

Sarcastic name for someone like Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who carries an explosive device in his shorts.

DHS's Napolitano's response to the crotchbomber: "We're looking to make sure that this sort of incident cannot recur."

Crotchbomber by DrWex December 29, 2009

crotchgobblin 

A gay person

Look at all those crotchgobblins!

crotchgobblin by Anonymous August 22, 2003