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1) I think i'm gonna save up my money and buy a crotch rocket next summer.
2) I can't stand up until i get rid of this crotch rocket.
by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 23, 2007
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An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.
"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"
by Babypenis69 July 12, 2015
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A sex move which involves a woman giving head while wearing a full face motorcycle helmet. The man ejaculates onto the womans face and laughs as he closes the clear face shield so the woman can not remove the semen from her face.
Step by Step instructions for performing the "Crotch Rocket"
1. Get a girl to wear a full face motorcycle helmet while giving you a blow job
2. Don't tell her when your going to finish
3. Finish in her mouth, she will push you out but try to get as much in and around her nose and eyes
4. Close the clear face shield
5. Watch and laugh as she tries to rub it out of her eyes but cant because the face shield is down
6. buy a new helmet because you just jizzed all over your own.
by poundtownhotrain August 18, 2010
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A type of rocket that is most effective when shot at someone's crotch.
"Alright troops, remember to aim at the crotch with that crotch rocket."
by Edsel October 28, 2007
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Another name for a sportsbike. Faster, Lighter, MORE Fuel Efficient and better looking than those shitty ass rusted up Buicks in our auto shop.
My crotch rocket can outrun any car you put against it. ANY!
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When a male proceeds to show his love and affection for a females body through an erectile penis and or popping a chub.
Dude, last night me and that girl from the party were making out, and i popped a Crotch Rocket
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This word is used to replace cuss words when you're friends parents are about.
You: Crotchrocket! I just stubbed my toe!
Friends' Mom: Oh, what a nice young man.
by callmesock October 05, 2010
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