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Crotchtastic 

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!
Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

crotchtastrophe 

A terrible, terrible occurance, usually pertaining to the crotch region.
"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."
crotchtastrophe by Victoriahhhhh December 27, 2007

Crotchnasty

The act having a brisk fuck under pressure, usually before a deadline or before company arrives.
Went crotchnasty with the wife before her cousin's son's bosse's old roommate from Berkley came for dinner.
Crotchnasty by Moose_Balls7 December 31, 2021

crotchmasking 

When one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. Usually occurs during the sport of football.
"Coach that's not fair, he's jumping so high he's crotchmasking me. Isn't that a penalty or something?"

crotchass 

The section of ass you see when you look through a girls legs
Guy 1: damn dude, you see that girls crotchass when we was walking up them stairs?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was a fine crotchass.
crotchass by LaxBros69 September 4, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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