Skip to main content

crotch ball 

To Throw, kick, or smack a ball or other object with maximum inertia capabilities into the general crotch area of another person, player, or victim.
Exclaiming, "DING!" when an object and crotch connect is optional.
Billy and Julie played crotch ball the other day. Billy kicked the soccer ball at Jullie's crotch 4 times for a total of 8 DINGS(points)!
crotch ball by Albizu August 10, 2006

chotch ball

A douchebag, like the typical "Jersey Shore" type of guy, orders Jager bombs, thinks he looks hot... but clearly he's not.

Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.
Don't go to Vegas on Memorial Day Weekend, it's full of chotch balls
chotch ball by HandGrenade6969 April 20, 2010

Crotchball 

A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.
I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
Crotchball by Lassidar March 13, 2009

Crotchballs 

When a guy is supposed to have a dick but acts like a little bitch and then try's to bring up how big his balls are when he knows they're actually really little; like a crotch
"common roger, everybody knows you have crotchballs"
Crotchballs by Faithlyn April 11, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026