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Crotchwalking 

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.
Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?
Crotchwalking by The Jrr August 6, 2014

Crotchability 

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'
"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".
Crotchability by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch
Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick
Crotchal Region by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchal 

having to do with or around the crotch
crotchal by Auspex August 4, 2006

Crotchpalm 

When you do something so stupid, you should just slam your palm into your crotch, to prevent procreation. Crotchpalming is usually accompanied by a facepalm of the other people around you.
I just lit a firecracker out of my ass. *crotchpalm*
Crotchpalm by madl1b August 10, 2009

coochball 

A coochball is a female with no body hair at all and has a round pudgy figure
I still love my princess even if she turns into a coochball.
coochball by butterfliesEwww November 7, 2010