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1.
A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.
I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
by Lassidar October 31, 2008
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2.
To Throw, kick, or smack a ball or other object with maximum inertia capabilities into the general crotch area of another person, player, or victim.
Exclaiming, "DING!" when an object and crotch connect is optional.
Billy and Julie played crotch ball the other day. Billy kicked the soccer ball at Jullie's crotch 4 times for a total of 8 DINGS(points)!
by Albizu August 10, 2006
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3.
When a guy is supposed to have a dick but acts like a little bitch and then try's to bring up how big his balls are when he knows they're actually really little; like a crotch
"common roger, everybody knows you have crotchballs"
by Faithlyn February 15, 2012
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