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noun1.Euphemism for a man's penis

noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.

1: "I was sat on the bus, and damn me if i didn't have the biggest crotch rocket of my life, i had to wait 4 stops 'till it went down!"

2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
by jymjim April 05, 2003
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An extremely painful prank for the crotch-rocketed in which the two crotch-rocketeers stand in front and behind their victim, grab each others hands under his crotch, yell "Crotch Rocket!!!" yank, and send that poor, screaming sob sky-high.
Tom: Hey Mark and Terry! Wanna go to... why are guys standing so --

Mark and Terry: CROTCH ROCKET!!!

Tom: YEEEEOOWW!!!
by damarius February 22, 2009
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Except the DAuer Lemans:

a. Costs more than your life.

b. Sucks up way more gas

c. looks like a big banana

d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.

Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.
by jereh jamis October 10, 2003
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makes up for the size of their crotch
by buicks dont suck July 10, 2003
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when two people sittin on the ground towards each other, one of them takes the others legs and kicks as hard as they can into the others fricken crotch. Hence CROTCH ROCKET !
"hey Gary that was an awesome crotch rocket you gave me yesterday, it felt stingy"
by Jobie Trice February 14, 2005
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something your friend/girlfriend/wife hides in the Nightstand, behind the headboard or in some kind of box(including her own) in other words a dildo of some sort.
guy one:dude, you shouldve seen that crotch rocket i saw at Darlenes last night, it was as big as my Forearm!
guy two: ORLY?
guy one: YARLY
by Mikeyyy! November 16, 2007
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A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.
That boy is a crotch rocket!
by Michael May 03, 2004
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