When it is so hot outside that a girl can cook a ham in her pants... like a crock pot could.
It's so hot outside I feel like a crotch pot! I could cook a ham in my pants!
by Van Mad August 10, 2006
n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina
Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by jasonsoodaikiss December 13, 2013