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When one takes a monstrous repugnant shit and then without flushing immediately takes a scolding hot shower. The door and all the windows must be shut and the toilet seat must be up. If all these steps are taken then the feces will cook and fester resembling the effects of a crock pot. Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot. |
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When you're under the covers and you let a rancid fart slip. It then festers and stays warm in the blankets until your partner lifts up the covers and is hit with a blast of stink. (Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.) I couldn't stop laughing when Mike lifted the covers and was hit with a crock pot fart
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Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket. Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.
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Farting in a hot shower, the smell rises until the water stream pulls it with the water to the bottom of the shower, where the steam pulls it up to your nose. The running shower repeats the process creating a crock pot effect Man I crock potted my self in the shower this morning!
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Mary: My boyfriend is such a crock pot...
Jane: Oh then you two are perfect for each other!! |
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To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you. Her snoring was pissing me off, so i crock potted her.
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a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot. Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh? Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk." Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas. |
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